That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
we have officially lost it.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
