16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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