Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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