I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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