NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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