I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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