I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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