Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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