she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I accidentally had phone sex last night
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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