Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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