dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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