Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Randomize
