Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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