gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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