White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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