I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Randomize
