what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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