She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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