Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
These tits shall not be calmed
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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