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Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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