Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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