She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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