no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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