i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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