I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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