Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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