Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize