i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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