would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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