On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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