he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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