Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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