your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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