you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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