Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
This is the prime rib incident all over again
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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