dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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