Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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