Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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