So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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