Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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