Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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