Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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