Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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