im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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