DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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