Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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