discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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