I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
We are two peas in an std pod
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Text me some of your sweat
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