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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.

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Batten down the snatches.

Submitted by skinnerc06 on Jul 1, 10 at 1:48pm

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- Best quote ever.
  
  Submitted by Gluevah on Jul 1, 10 at 5:43pm
  
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pretty sure your boyfriend plays WoW..... really sorry. please try to live through this.

Submitted by tabiti on Jul 1, 10 at 1:30pm

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Loves the WoW reference

Submitted by Bigtilley on Jul 1, 10 at 1:29pm

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U have to send this to blizzard. They would enjoy knowing they have penetrated another realm, the bedroom!!

Submitted by gladiaintyou on Jul 1, 10 at 2:07pm

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Gotta tell ya the reply "batten down the snatches" was phukkin funnier that the text....well done skinner, well done.

Submitted by evolwayz on Jul 1, 10 at 2:11pm

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Nice WoW reference

Submitted by meester on Jul 1, 10 at 1:56pm

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Pro.

Submitted by VoidyWins on Jul 2, 10 at 12:29pm

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Shoulda started whispering "runaway little girl, run away!" in her ear. Anyone with DBM in WoW would know

Submitted by chaos2011 on Jul 4, 10 at 3:30pm

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- anyone who raided kara and remembers the big bad wolf would know where it came from
  
  Submitted by Devoured80DK on Jul 9, 10 at 2:24am
  
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Skinnerc06. that was a good one

Submitted by Santino on Jul 1, 10 at 2:07pm

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I would have also accepted. \n"More bones for the offering!"

Submitted by mjv21 on Jul 1, 10 at 7:43pm

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skinner FTW. made the text 6.5x funnier.

Submitted by gNarbog on Jul 1, 10 at 5:53pm

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buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!!

Submitted by thatrandom1 on Jul 1, 10 at 3:11pm

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- Young man, in this house we use a little word called "please".
  
  Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jul 2, 10 at 11:14pm
  
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Hahahaha that's great.

Submitted by Dylan2030 on May 6, 11 at 10:22am

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Sounds like somebody was grinding

Submitted by sasakiakatsuchi on Jul 2, 10 at 6:52pm

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hahahah, awesome WoW guy you got there.

Submitted by DrunkenDonor on Jul 1, 10 at 6:08pm

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Details are missing. \n1. Could she walk straight beforehand?\n2. Is she just drunk?

Submitted by JDogish on Jul 2, 10 at 3:49am

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That's what I'm talking about

Submitted by ggmate on Jul 2, 10 at 5:29am

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Buy me bonestorm or go to hell.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 10 at 4:27pm

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ICC baby! Marry him, now.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 10 at 10:35am

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Omg a wow nerd that can bone?

Submitted by Raven_Paine on Jul 2, 10 at 5:29am

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Haha WoW reference. Lord marrowgar

Submitted by xdieselx on Jul 2, 10 at 9:22am

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probably a wow reference which is itself a simpsons reference

Submitted by mikeeee on Jul 1, 10 at 11:50pm

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WoW. That's epic. Wish I could be in your place

Submitted by crzy on Aug 31, 10 at 8:18pm

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WoW reference for sure - ICC :)

Submitted by badjuju on Jul 1, 10 at 11:17pm

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i have a macro that says this whenever i press it. it rivals the "power overwhelming" button

Submitted by SickMcNastyPants on Jul 3, 10 at 7:58pm

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Yeaaaa icc :) keeper :)

Submitted by arianasaur on Jul 3, 10 at 1:22am

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Omfg

Submitted by libismaximus on Jul 2, 10 at 10:47pm

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I'm surprised he took a break from wow to fuck her

Submitted by dustindarko on Jul 2, 10 at 3:34am

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You know you need more than one for that boss.

Submitted by haterzgonnahate on Jul 6, 10 at 8:50pm

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i wonder if bryntroll, the bone arbiter dropped from her vag.

Submitted by boredatworklol on Jul 22, 10 at 12:46pm

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Definitely a WoW ref

Submitted by Scythas on Jul 1, 10 at 8:39pm

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I thought simpsons, the videogame bart stole

Submitted by nmstew on Jul 23, 10 at 7:53am

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This was funnier until I found out it was a WOW reference

Submitted by SamTJones on Jul 23, 10 at 8:56pm

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Nerd for life! *does the Vulcan live long and prosper sign salute*\n\nYes, I am the nerd overlord, your children will work for my children.

Submitted by RickTrolled on Jul 5, 10 at 1:42am

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3:30- hell yes!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 10 at 11:25pm

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The things that happen in WV..

Submitted by twistedape89 on Jul 2, 10 at 11:56am

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Awesome if you were into it, not so much if you weren't.

Submitted by apkdm on Jul 2, 10 at 12:14am

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Omg so sexy

Submitted by nakramori on Jul 3, 10 at 7:55pm

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aaaaaand BOOOOOOOOOM goes the DYNAMITE!!!!

Submitted by redrum_SQUAIDS on Jul 3, 10 at 9:05am

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Nah I say it's a Simpsons ref.

Submitted by Ken_Sirius on Jul 1, 10 at 4:17pm

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I missed my heroic dungeon popping because I was reading these responses. Multi-tasking ftl.

Submitted by HotChicksPlayWOW on Oct 24, 10 at 9:14pm

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This made my day, because I play WoW. That would totally turn me on. :]

Submitted by PlatypusParasol on Jul 2, 10 at 10:24am

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What is wow? Sounds lame

Submitted by shizzlle on Jul 1, 10 at 2:33pm

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It could be a Simpsons reference.

Submitted by skootles on Jul 1, 10 at 1:46pm

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Awesome.\n\nReally? Just "Awesome." counts as spam? Come on.

Submitted by littledoc on Jul 1, 10 at 1:27pm

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- Аwesome.
  
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oh yeh, i'm bone smugglin baby

Submitted by laf24 on Jul 1, 10 at 1:23pm

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i didn't get the WoW reference and still laughed harder than any other time vie read something on this site. well done, and im sorry about your paralysis.

Submitted by Choopzilla on Jul 26, 10 at 4:35pm

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Nice ima try this

Submitted by carfo on Jul 15, 10 at 8:02pm

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Sister is that one of us? Skinner are u who I think u are? SLAM

Submitted by rlawler1 on Jul 1, 10 at 2:58pm

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Did he cum blue flames?

Submitted by CallMeNic on Jul 6, 10 at 11:14am

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Did he stop to play some WoW after he said that?

Submitted by Mr_Lova on Jul 1, 10 at 4:37pm

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I love being a Mountaineer.

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