thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
they're like a gay fantastic four
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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