we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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