Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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