dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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