Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
His nipple licking is glorious
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